D
- Am - D - Am - D - Am - B7
- Bb
D Am
1. Good morning, miss ! Can I help you, son?
D Am
Sixteen
today and up for fun.
F
I'm a big boy now, or so they
say,
E
so if
you'll serve I'll be on my way.
+ D - Am
D Am
2. Box of balloons with the feather-light touch,
D Am
pack
of party-poppers that pop in the night.
F
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic
grin,
E
Miss Clay on all corners has
just walked in.
Em C7 Em
B7
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
Em C7 Em - B7
welcome to the House of Fun !
F#m
D7 F#m C#
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on his way,
Em C7 B7
welcome to the House of. + D
- Am - D - Am
D Am
3. N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss, you mis-understood
D
Am
sixteen, big boy, full
pint in my manhood.
F
I'm up to date, and the date's
today,
E
so if
you'll serve, I'll be on my way.
F#m D7
F#m
C#
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
F#m D7 F#m C#
welcome to the lion's den,
temptation's on his way.
Em
C7 B7
Welcome to the House of.
+ D - Am - D - Am - B7 - Bb
A B
+ I'm sorry son, but we
don't stock
A
F#m
party
gimmicks in this shop.
Bm G
Try the House of Fun,
it's quicker if you run,
G A
this
is a chemist's, not a joke shop !
D Am
4. Party hats, simple enough, clear,
D Am
comprehende, savvy, understand, do you hear ?
D Am
A pack of party hats with the
coloured tips.
D Am
Too late !
Gorgon heard gossip.
F
Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay !
E
Many happy returns from the day !
Em C7
Em
B7
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
Em C7
Em - B7
welcome to the House of Fun !
F#m
D7 F#m C#
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on his way,
F#m D7 F#m - C#
welcome to the House of Fun !
+ repeat last CHORUS
(Madness)