Life is a lemon and I want my money back
I
want my money back!
Em C
Em C Em
C - Em
Hey! Huh! Hey! Huh! Hey!
1. It's
all or nothing, and nothing's all
I ever get,
/ /
everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out.
Em
- C
Em
It's
always something, there's always
something going wrong,
/ /
that's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about.
C
Em -
C Em
It's
a never ending attack,
everything's a lie and that's a fact,
C
e - C – e
life
is a lemon and I want my money back.
Em - C Em
2. And
all the morons and all the stooges
with their coins,
/ /
they're
the ones who make the rules, it's not a game, it's just a rout.
Em - C Em
There's
desperation, there's desperation
in the air,
/ /
it
leaves a stain on all your clothes, and no detergent gets it out.
C
Em
And
we're always slipping thru the cracks (slippin' ! ),
C
Em
then
the movie's over, fade to black,
C
Em
life
is a lemon and I want my money (back).
Em C Em - C
Em C Em - C
I want my money back
! I want my money back !
What about love? It's defective, it's always
breaking in half !
Em F
What about sex? It's defective, it's never
built to really last !
Am G
What about your family? It's defective, all the
batteries are shot !
Em F
What about your friends? They're defective, all
the parts are out of stock !
What about hope? It's defective, it's corroded
and decayed !
Fm F#
What about faith? It's defective, it's tattered
and it's frayed !
Bbm G#
What about your Gods? They're defective, they
forgot the warranty !
Fm F#
What about your town? It's defective, it's a
dead end street to me.
Bm A
What about your school? It's defective, it's a
pack of useless lies !
F#m G
What about your work? It's defective, it's a
crock and then you die !
Bm G
What about your childhood? It's defective, it's
dead and buried in the past !
Em A
What about your future? It's defective, and you
can shove it up your ass !
I
want my money back ! Life is a lemon !
Em C Em
~ ~
I want
my money back ! Life is a lemon, life is a lemon !
Em - C Em
3. It's
all or nothing, and nothing's all
I ever get,
/ /
everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out.
C
Em - C Em
It's
a never ending attack,
everything's a lie and that's a fact,
C Em
life
is a lemon and I want my money back !
Em – C
Em
And
we're always slipping through the cracks (slippin'!),
C
Em
then
the movie's over, fade to black,
C
Em
Life
is a lemon and I want my money back !
C Em C
- Em – C Em – C
Em – C …….
Back, back, back,
ba……..…ck!