Monster Mash (midi)    (video)
 
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1. I was working in the lab late one night,
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††† when my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
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††† when my monster, from its slab, began to rise
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††† and suddenly to my surprise.
 
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††† He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash,
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††† the Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash,
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††† he did the Mash, it caught on in a flash,
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††† he did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash.
 
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2. From my laboratory in the castle east,
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††† to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast,
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††† the ghouls all came from their humble abodes,
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†† to get a jolt from my electrodes.
 
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††† They did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash,
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††† the Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash,
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††† they did the Mash, it caught on in a flash,
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††† they did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash.
 
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††† The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun,
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†† the guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son
 
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3. The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound,
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††† Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds,
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††† the Coffin Bangers were about to arrive,
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††† with their vocal group, The Crypt Keeper Five.
 
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†† They played the Mash, they played the Monster Mash,
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††† the Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash,
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††† they played the Mash, it caught on in a flash,
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††† they played the Mash, they played the Monster Mash.
 
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4. Out from his coffin Drac`s voice did ring,
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††† seemed he was troubled by just one thing,
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†† opened the lid and shook his fist,
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††††and said : ďWhatever happened to my transsylvania twist ?Ē
 
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††† Itís nowthe Mash, itís now the Monster Mash,
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††† the Monster Mash, and itís a graveyard smash,
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††† itís now the Mash, it caught on in a flash,
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††† itís now the Mash, itís now the Monster Mash.
 
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5. Now everything is cool, Drac's a part of the band
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††† and my Monster Mash is the hit of the land,
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††† for you, the living, this Mash was meant, too,
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††† when you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you.
 
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††† Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash
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††† the Monster Mash, and you might graveyard smash,
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††† then you can Mash, you'll catch on in a flash,
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††† then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash..ÖÖ.
 
††† (Bobby Picket)