Osama - Yomama    (video)

 

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1. Osama - yo’ mama didn’t raise you right,

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    when you were young she musta’ wrapped yo’ turban too tight.

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    She should have kept you home on those Arabian nights,

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    it's plain to see - you need some therapy !

 

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2. Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better,

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    though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her.

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    By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter,

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    New York City's where it's from - it's called a smart bomb.

 

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And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, “You in a heap o' trouble son.

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Now just look what you've done, saw you on TV with yo' gun.

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Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya Dubyah's gonna git'cha.

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And I can just hear Dubyah sayin',       “You in a heap 'o trouble boy,

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and I don't think you will enjoy our game of search and destroy.

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Yeah, we got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rear !”

 

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3. Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act,

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    you've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back.

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    You're startin' to remind us of another maniac,

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    yeah, you know who - he started World War II.

 

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4. Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave,

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    now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave.

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    Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave,

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    kinda makes us remember - the 7th of December.

 

+  CHORUS

 

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5. Osama - yo' karma's really got you in a jam,

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    but that's just what you get when you mess with Uncle Sam

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    Osama the Taliban is history,

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    nobody wants to see you startin' World War III.

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    Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last,

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    Osama, just like you, its future's in the past ....

 

    (Ray Stevens)