Tom Hark (1980) (video)

D - A - A - D (2x) + D - A - A - D (3x) + D - A - A - D (4x)

D A

1. Does anybody know how long to World War Three ?

A D

I wanna know, I‘ve gotta book me holidee.

D A

They want me in the army, but I just can‘t go,

A D

I‘m far too busy listening to the radio.

D A

The whole thing’s daft, I don‘t know why,

A D

you have to laugh or else you cry,

D A

You have to live or else you die,

A D

you have to laugh or else you cry.

+ D - A - A - D (2x)

D A

2. My friends say that we‘re heading for a grotty time,

A D

it‘s just a load of slapstick in a pantomime.

D A

We‘re heading for disaster, but I just don‘t care,

A D

shut your eyes and count to ten, you won‘t be there.

+ CHORUS

+ D - A - A - D (4x) …

(The Piranhas)