American ride
E - D - A - E
(2x)
E D
1. Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer,
A E
tidal
wave comin’ cross the Mexican border.
E D
Why buy a gallon, when its cheaper by the barrel,
A E
just
don’t get busted singin’ Christmas Carols.
E - D
That’s us, that’s right,
A E
gotta love this American ride.
E D
Both ends of the ozone burnin,
A E
funny
how the world keeps turning.
E - D - A E D
Look, Ma, no hands, I love - - this American ride,
A E
gotta love this American ride.
+ E - D - A - E
E D
2. Momma gets her rocks off, watchin’
desperate housewives,
A E
Daddy works his can off, payin’ for the good life.
E D
Kids on the Youtube, learnin how to be cool,
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livin’ in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.
+ CHORUS + E - D - A - E
B7
+ Poor little infa-Miss, America's down,
A E
she
gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.
B7 A
Quick fix, plastic surgical
antidote,
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got
herself a record deal, can't even sing a note.
E D
3. Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller,
A E
spill
a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
E D
Customs caught a kid with an aerosol
can,
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if
the shoe don’t fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.
E
- D
That’s us, that’s right,
A E
gotta love this American ride.
E D
Both ends of the ozone burnin,
A E
funny
how the world keeps turning.
E
- D - A E D
Hot dog, hot damn,
I love this American ride,
A E
gotta love this American ride.
E - D - A - E
+ Oh, yeah !
E D A E
+ Na na, na na na na
na, na na, na na na na
na. (2x)
(Toby Keith)