First class loser (2017)     (video)

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1. Have you ever had a family or a friend that drove you crazy,

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a foe or a neighbour who's obnoxious, rude, or lazy ?

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The type of guy you'd cross six lanes of traffic to avoid,

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he's always got his handout, he's wicked unemployed.

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2. You can't ditch him, you can't lose him,

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there is no place you can hide,

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he's a boy, he's a jerk, he's everything that you despise.

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But you can't just tune him out because he's too loud to ignore,

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when he shows up at your house you kill the lights and hit the floor.

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‘Cause he's a first class loser, he's a first class loser,

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he's a first class loser which nobody can deny,

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he's a first class loser, he's not my type of guy.

+ Am - C - G (2x)

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3. His personality is impervious to reason or suggestion,

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he can't take a hint and he always stays his welcome.

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He's nobody's friend, yeah, he's hated by all races,

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he only cares about himself, he parks in handicap spaces.

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‘Cause he's a first class loser, he's a first class loser,

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he's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye,

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he's a first class loser, he's not my type of guy !

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+ We've all got some loser in us but it ain't a full time job,

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I may be a little difficult ‘cause I'm not a total nob.

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I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him, punch him, watch him as he falls,

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I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him,

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smash him in the balls.

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He's a first class loser, he's a first class loser,

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he's a first class loser which nobody can deny.

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he's a first class loser, he's not my type of guy.

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He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry

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he's a first class loser, I wouldn't miss him if he died.

(Oh, hell no)

(What, what ? Come on. You know what I'm saying.)

(orig. = capo 2nd) (Dropkick Murphys)