C
1. I was down in
G
when the heat just made me
faint,
I began to get cross-eyed, I thought I was lost,
C
I'd begun to see things as
they ain't.
As the relatives gathered to
see what's the matter,
D
the doctor came to see was I dyin',
C
but the doctor said,
"Give him jug band music
G C
it seems to make him feel just
fine".
G
I was told a little tale about
a skinny-as-a-rail,
C
eight-foot
cowboy with a headache.
G
He was hung up in the desert swattin' rats and tryin' to get
C
a drink of
water with his knees a-gettin' mud-caked.
And I'll tell you in a
sentence, how he stumbled in to
F
We gave him little water, a
little bit of wine
C
he opened up his eyes, but
they didn't seem to shine.
then the doctor said,
"Give him jug band music,
G C ~
it seems to make him feel just
fine."
C
2. So if you ever get sickly, get Sis to run quickly,
G
to the dusty closet shelf,
and pull out a washboard, and
play a guitar chord,
C
and do a little
do-it-yourself.
And call on your neighbors to put down their labors
D
and come and play the hardware
in time,
C
'cause the doctor said,
"Give him jug band music,
G C
it seems to make him feel just
fine."
G
I was floatin'
in the ocean greased with suntan lotion,
C
when I got
wiped out by a beach boy.
G
He was surfin'
when he hit me, but jumped off his board to get me,
C
and he dragged me by the
armpit like a child's toy.
As we staggered into land with
all the waiters eatin' sandwiches,
F
he tried to mooch a towel from
the hoi polloi,
he emptied out his eardrums, I
emptied out mine,
C
and everybody knows that the
very last line,
is "the doctor said, give
him jug band music
G C ~
it seems to make him feel just
fine.”
C
And the doctor said,
"give him jug band music,
G C
it seems to make him feel just
fine."
(The Lovin’
Spoonful)