Poor, poor Joseph    (video)    (midi)

 

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1. Next day far from home, the brothers planned the repulsive crime.

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    Let us grab him now, do him in while we’ve got the time.

 

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    This they did and made the most of it,

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    tore his coat and flung him in a pit.

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    Let us leave him here, all alone, and he's bound to die.

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    When some Ishmaelites, a hairy crew, came riding by .....

 

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....in a flash the brothers changed their plan.

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    We need cash, let’s sell him if we can.

 

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    Poor, poor Joseph, what'cha gonna do ?

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    Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do?

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    Poor, poor Joseph, what'cha gonna do ?

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    Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do?

 

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2. Could you use a slave, you hairy bunch of Ishmaelites ?

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    Young, strong, well behaved, going cheap, and he reads and writes !

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    In a trice the dirty deal was done,

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    silver coins for Jacob's fav'rite son.

 

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    Then the Ishmaelites galloped off with a slave in tow,

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    off to Egypt, where Joseph was not keen to go.

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    It wouldn't be a picnic he could tell,

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    and he didn't speak Egyptian very well.

 

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3. Joseph's brothers tore his precious multicoloured coat.

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    having ripped it up, they next attacked a passing goat.

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    Soon the wretched creature was no more,

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    they dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore.

 

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    Oh, now brothers, how low can you stoop ?

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    You make a sordid group, hey, how low can you stoop ?

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    Poor, poor Joseph, sold to be a slave,

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    situation's grave, hey, sold to be a slave.

 

(orig. = capo 3rd; midi = capo 2nd)    (Rice / Webber)