The under assistant West Coast promotion man (intro)

instrumental intro = verse 1

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1. Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.,

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well, I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.,

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but I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway.

G

2. Well, I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am,

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well, I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am,

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I'm an under assistant west coast promo man.

+ instrumental = verse 2

G

3. Well, I promo groups when they come into town,

C G

well, I promo groups when they come into town,

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well, they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down.

+ instrumental = verse 3

G

4. Well, I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am,

C G

yeah, I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am,

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I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band.

G

5. Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp,

C - G

I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day, yeah,

D C

I'm real, real sharp, yes, I am.

G

I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit,

C G

yes, I have, here comes the bus, uh oh, I though I had a dime.

D C G

Where's my dime ? I know I have a dime somewhere,

I'm pretty sure........

(The Rolling Stones)